Three Wishes

One day, a bear and a rabbit found a bottle and opened it. It was a bo-ttle that Genie was locked in. So Genie came out and told the bear and the rabbit:"Since you released me from the bottle, I am going to grant each of you three wishes."

Both the bear and the rabbit were very happy.

So the bear thought a while and decided his first wish:"I want to become the only male bear in this whole forest." Genie said:"Fine. Wish granted."

The rabbit thought a while and said:"I want a bike." "What?" thought the bear, "Only a bike? What a stupid rabbit!"

"No problem." Said Genie. So the rabbit immediately got a new bike.

Now, the bear said:"Hum, you know what? I think I'd better be the only male bear in this forest and its surrounding forests." So he became the only male bear in this forest and its surrounding area.

The rabbit was very happy with his bike. So he said:"I want a crash helmet for my bike." He got what he wanted.

The bear was in disbelief upon hearing the rabbit's second wish:"A crash helmet is even cheaper than a bike. You idiot!" Determined to get as much as he could from his third wish, the bear said:"Hum, you know, Genie, come to think about it, I want to become the only male in the whole world." So he became the only male bear in the whole world.

"Now, what is your last wish?" Said Genie to the rabbit.

The rabbit was on his bike with his helmet on and was ready to go. Very casually, he said:"I wish the bear is a gay." He started his bike and quickly rode away.